I am all about fan songs for our favorite teams an athletes (every time I hear the polka I start signing the Steelers version). That's why I was excited when I heard about All Elbow's Fedor song.

After watching it I am a little creeped out. But I'll give some props for creative lyrics like,

"He's not one to joke, but that's fine with me, because I just want to be rear naked choked!"

"Fedor won't you'll full mount me!"

"I think your really hot. Let's do the gogoplata, uh..."

But I can't get over the show-tuney quality and I hate musicals! (Chicago never deserved to win an Oscar god damn it!)

Update: Alright, I watched it a few times and it has kind of grown on me. It's like the I am the Very Model of a Modern General from The Pirates of Penzance. I am such a dork...