Forrest Griffin will respond to your criticism with b*** j** jokes

Forrest Griffin is perfecting his ability to diffuse tough questions with humor. 

For instance take MMA Fanhouse's recent interview with Griffin, where Ariel Helwani asked Forrest about the criticism he faced for running out of the Octagon after being knocked out by Anderson Silva at UFC 101.

"That's dumb. [People who criticized me leaving the cage] are idiots. Why? Nobody cares. I mean, I don't think the losers were going to speak that night anyway, you know. Just get on with the next fight already. This guy actually asked me a good question the other day, and this is a real story and I really like it: first off, he was very confrontational; I didn't like him much to begin with, and he goes, ‘Hey, man, I have to know,' because it's his business to know, ‘why did you run out of the cage that night after the Silva fight?' And I said, ‘Look, man, I haven't told anybody, let's keep this on the down low, but the truth is your mom was waiting for me in the back to suck my d***, and you know how good of a b*** j** your mom gives, so I didn't want to be late for that sh**.' And that's pretty much the answer I give. I like that answer, so I'll give that answer to everyone."

Can't say I blame Forrest. I mean getting knocked out in front of a million people is kind of embarrassing and a BJ would be a nice pick me up.