Junie Browning Wanted by Las Vegas Police
by Zak Woods on Nov 13, 2009 2:04 PM EST
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Remember when Junie Browning overdosed on drugs, which then proceeded to have a hospital freak out session worthy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
You forgot? Don't worry, so did Junie!
Mixed-martial arts fighter Junie Browning is wanted by Las Vegas Metro police after he failed to appear in court to face charges of assaulting staff members at St. Rose Dominican Hospital.
Browning, 24, was kicked out of the Ultimate Fighting Championship organization after his arrest last month. Police said he attacked nurses who tried to treat him following a failed suicide attempt.
According to his arrest report, Browning threatened hospital staff, screaming, "Do you know who I am? I will kill you and rape your family."
He was charged with three counts of battery.
You know what makes this story particularly delicious with irony? After the incident Junie said, and, I quote, "just how dumb I am, and retarded mistakes I make," when describing how he felt about being arrested. Browning went on to claim that he would reform and get the necessary help he so clearly requires.
I guess that "help" didn't involve showing up at court and continuing to make "retarded mistakes."
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Here's my favorite part
‘FOX5 attempted to contact him for an interview, but was met with a profanity-laced recorded message and the calls were not returned.’
On his answering machine? Anyone want to start another ‘feel for ya’ moment, or can we simply call this guy a shitstain and goof on him to no end?
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