Dana White is Thankful on ESPN's Page 2

Dana White took to ESPN's Page 2 to inform the public what he is thankful for on this Thanksgiving. Fans are treated to gems like,

I'm thankful for Twitter, which took me awhile to warm up to at first but now I have a blast and it's one of my favorite ways to connect with the fans of the sport.

Or how about,

I'm thankful for Pinkberry. I love Pinkberry! I'm like addicted to it. I'm very thankful for my favorite: a large original with Fruity Pebbles. So good, I get really excited about Pinkberry.

Now it's not all positive as Dana takes a stab at us caffeine addicts,

Caffeine and coffee -- none of that makes my list. I don't touch any of it. Never. No thanks. Listen to me, do you think I need it? I hate it. I'd be a lunatic if I had caffeine.

So what else is Dana thankful for? Well WKR has a few ideas...

Dana is thankful for Kimbo Slice and the +2 million viewers he can generate in a heart beat.

Dana White is not thankful for Rampage, who completely fucked up the end of the year schedule.

Dana White is thankful for Tito for losing to Forrest Griffin.

Dana White is thankful that no one called him out on his callous/dickish response to Karo's painkiller issues. Well, almost no one....

Dana is not thankful for staph and intestinal bacterial infections. I hope I don't have to explain this.

Dana is thankful for Chael Sonnen for defeating Yushin Okami.

Dana White is not thankful for horrendous judging.

So what else makes Dana's thankful list?