War Machine's Porn Career goes up in Smoke (and Fists)
by Zak Woods on Nov 30, 2009 11:32 AM EST
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There is a point where an athlete or celebrity has reached such a point of insane anguished activity that they are no longer able to shock you.
WKR thought that Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver had reached that point long ago. We were right.
On Saturday night War Machine attended a birthday party for a fellow adult actress. Koppenhaver's girlfriend (who knew?), Alanah Rae was also in attendance. Apparently War Machine was in an agitated state due to his agent not getting him enough work. This is where things become hazy, very hazy. War Machine allegedly hits his girlfriend, which causes a whole bunch of drama. For the record TerezOwens claims Rae confirmed the blow but Rae denies it on her twitter account.
Several male actors go out to confront War Machine over the alleged blow and things turn nasty fast,
"War Machine's own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan's Ex was KO'd as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down - hard...One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy - an Asian - had his nose broken.
It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched...The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster. Then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops."
Here are several pictures of the aftermath,
While the blow to Alanah Rae is under doubt the casualties of the fight appear directly related to Jon Koppenhaver's fists.
Needless to say it appears War Machine's porn career is over and that he will most likely be facing assault chargers and with his record he could end up in jail for a long time.
The biggest tragedy in this story, besides the victim(s)' injuries, is the fact that this all could have been avoided. War Machine had been sending dark and seriously troubling tweets for some time now and it was so clear that he need professional help. For example,
"I should have crashed and went thru the f***ing windshield driving home right now...would have been so much better."
F*** you! I'm going to bed...pray I don't wake up. F*** myself and my miserable fucking life. Please let me die tonight. God f*** it.
When I am ready to die I will kill many and I will then kill myself and I will tape it. It will be rad.
I give it 3 years tops till I decide to end this life. All you mother f***ers against me will go first, thats a promise. Sleep on that.
Clearly something isn't right with Koppenhaver and hopefully he gets some help to pull him out of this dark tailspin that will undoubtedly hurt innocent people.
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He is someone who is not healthy and he will most likely go to prison for his crimes (which he should), but will not get any better there. The path is looking worse and worse. here is noting really else to say except maybe him being in prison will keep him out of the news.
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Too bad John Holmes wasn’t still alive otherwise he would’ve knocked out that mofo with his shlong.
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by Nick Becker on Nov 30, 2009 4:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Damn, it’s going to be a quiet week in San Fernando Valley, with half the male porn population hospitalized courtesy of War Machine’s rampage.
It’s odd, but in a weird way, I admire this guy. When he says something outragious, he’s not at all bullshitting. It’s not an act, he really does live his life by a prehistoric code of values where hurting or killing another human being is a day to day way od life.
It’s the same regard I hold for the psychopaths on those MNBC Lockdown that I love so much. It’s living life with pure machismo, despite society’s contrary “code of conduct.” It’s a uni
Well, if you're gonna admire this clown,
just remember where his behavior got him. I’d much rather be me than him. I have a hot girl and a great career too, but I didn’t have to beat anybody up to get either, and I’m definitely not going to anybody’s prison. Screw that!
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