War Machine would like you to know he did nothing wrong...

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It has been about a week since War Machine went all depressed Wedding Singer at a birthday party for adult actress Brooke Haven. While the smoke has yet clear over the brawl War Machine spoke to Luke is Back (NSFW) about the incident.

First War Machine attempts to clear up the confusion about the allege choking of Alanah Rae.

No I did not hit Alanah. We were not fighting. We are not bf/gf, we are friends and hang out often and are BOTH very confused as to how this accusation came about.

After the party Alanah tweeted that she was not choked by War Machine but a recent report stated that the police wanted Koppenhaver for allegedly strangling his girlfriend.

War Machine then proceeds to describe the standoff that turned into a brawl. Probably the most interesting part is when Brooke Haven gets involved in the scuffle,

At one point even a girl, I think Brooke Haven, was punching me in the head...lol

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I got hit a couple of times from the back and side but Brooke is the one who got the most punches in on me...haha...but that's only because I didn't hit her back. I actually really liked Brooke and was sad that I was involved in a fight that ended up ruining her party.

War Machine goes on to describe how he felt threatened, what he did after the fight, what he has learned from the situation (not much) and what his lawyer is doing.

For those of us that thought this was the end of War Machine's adult career think again,

Cindi: Are you done with the porn industry?
WM: Hell no. I enjoy this business and I am a natural at performing. I just did a scene yesterday Dec 2nd..=)

But the best exchange is how War Machine celebrated his birthday, which was just two days after the incident.

My birthday was Nov 30th I spent it my favorite way…naked with a hot chick…lol

Check out the full interview (NSFW).