War Machine arrested at Gay Club
by Zak Woods on Feb 10, 2009 12:07 PM EST
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Oh how the mighty have fallen. Jon 'War Machine' Koppenhaver recent troubles just got a lot worse. The fighter was recently arrested on battery charges but TMZ is getting the real details.
[War Machine] was picked up by Las Vegas PD for misdemeanor battery Saturday morning after allegedly getting into a tussle at Krave Nightclub -- a place described by one of their reps as "gay ... but very straight-friendly."
Cops tell TMZ security at Krave was escorting War Machine out of the club after a little brouhaha -- when he allegedly turned on security and starting punching them. Security made a citizens arrest until Las Vegas PD could show up.
This is jus tthe latest issue with Jon Koppenhaver. He was cut from the UFC for a negative rant about Evan Tanner after the fighter's sudden death. Koppenhaver's internet rants have been a great source of comedy for the past year. So keep on trucking "War machine".
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I can’t wait to see his MySpace rant on this one. I can picture it now.
i was in this fuckin fag bar lookin to stomp some queer for poisoning the muthafuckin male race. that’s the kinda shit a fuckin alpha male does. we eat the week and the muthafuckin fags are week so they need to be eaten and shit! like the bitches! they shoul’ve never been allowed to vote. and then that fuckin pussy obama wouldn’t have been elected. someone should rip his throat out with their bare hands and then tell the cops that muthafuckin war machine told you to do it! everyone would make me king of america becaues i’m the strongest!!1
back to that fuckin fag bar. i was stomping queers and ripping their throats out when the fuckin fag security tried to stop me. i started stomping them hard cause i’m muthafuckin war machine but then they pulled out machine guns and then one queer rood up in tank! that was the only way they could stop the muthafuckin war machine! they called the cops who took me to jail. i wouldn’t cooperate and shit because i don’t recognise america’s pussy ass government and their fuckin laws. if they try sending war machine to jail, i’ll just kill all the guards and escape! it’ll be easy for the muthafuckin war machine!
so fuck a fag bar! fuck a security! fuck a obama! fuck a laws! fuck a jail and fuck a america!
WM
Yeah, that’s about how it’ll go.
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