UFC 121 BLOGGER BET: LESNAR VS. VELASQUEZ EDITION

Fans, fighters and pundits are all prognosticating who will win the UFC heavyweight title this Saturday night. Some of us are  more passionate with our picks than others and a select few are willing to put more than just their reputation as an analyst on the line. 

Enter Cousins of Ron Mexico and myself.

Ron believes that Brock Lesnar will chew up Cain Velasquez like a Mexican burrito at UFC 121. However, I believe that said burrito will cause Brock to need some chiptole-away. Needless to say there was some disagreement, which inevitably lead to an ill-conceived wager:

The Terms:
- Winner receives a walkout t-shirt on the others dime.
- Loser must shave their head into a mowhawk. Facial hair must be fashioned into a fu manchu.
- Video and or photos must be made public.

"Cousins of Ron Mexico" representing The Big Lead
From: The desert of MMA aka New York.
Physique: Liddellian (the beer drinking variety not the nude training variety).
Highlight of career: "I interviewed GSP and Kos before this season of TUF. I told Kos that he had gotten under GSP's skin and Kos said I was the first one to tell him that that's the highlight of my career."
Favorite sport other than "human cockfighting": Basketball.
Favorite martial art: Jitz (that's what the kids are calling Jiu-Jitsu these days).
MMA fight his writing style most closely resembles: Kampmann vs. McFedries.

"Hobo Dancer Zak" representing SB Nation
From: the "Buckeye" "overrated football team" State.
Physique: Lanky, skinny and famished.
Highlight of career: photo of Gus Johnson.
Favorite sport other than human cockfighting: The new human cockfighting aka football.
Favorite martial art: whatever Chael Sonnen hates, e.g., Muay Thai and Jiu-Jistu.
MMA fight his writing style most closely resembles: Carwin vs. Gonzaga.

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