Does anybody ever just look at Dana White and just laugh? I mean seriously. Look at his face. He's "tough". Hahaha. "Oh noes, his arms are crossed, he means business". Like this is some funny stuff here. "Add Water Tough Guy".
P.S. Look at his face. I swear I laughed at this picture for a good 2 or 3 minutes.
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uhhhh...
I’ve laughed more at knock knock jokes.
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I got one for you
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who?
Who?
Yeah who.
Uhhhh, who who?
I think you knows what goes here
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
he is a cross between mr. clean (the commercial guy) and the pillsbury dough boy.
Utah and Boise State: The two best teams in the nation. Both undefeated and with a combined 12-2 against the spread. Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. J.J. my puta and my personal dartboard. Brock Lesnar the most over-rated MMA fighter there is. Even more over-rated than Kimbo Slice.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Oct 31, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This article is
embarrassing.
I’m sure one of the writers on this site was good. It’s obviously not this one.
by Terminhater on Oct 31, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Not an article, you dumb fuck
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
semantics.
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Nope. Not really
It’s not really an article, but a picture with light commentary.
It’s funny how shit filler posts like this gets all the feedback, yet the other stuff gets no response. Hmm, what do you think will show up more often.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly not an article. just poking fun at dana.
Utah and Boise State: The two best teams in the nation. Both undefeated and with a combined 12-2 against the spread. Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. J.J. my puta and my personal dartboard. Brock Lesnar the most over-rated MMA fighter there is. Even more over-rated than Kimbo Slice.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Oct 31, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Shhhh don't ruin it for them
No wonder Dana has a million followers
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ABL's in the house
I like this. And it’s the same ol’ people too. Who have thunk it?
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I sure would. And if he stood like that in front of me, I would laugh.
What is he gonna “fight” me? Let’s say he does. I sue and win a lot of money
You’re assuming he wins. Based on what? Boxercise?
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You talk shit
and then wanna hide behind a lawyer?
Wow, at least a pansy would have the balls to run his mouth and take the ass beating.
You’d shit your pants when a bodyguard glared at you before you got within 10 feet of Dana.
by Lunatic-Fridge on Oct 31, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL, OK bruh
I will gladly trade insults with Dana. If he wants to make it physical and it escalates naturally, that’s different. You don’t know me or my history, but trust, not afraid of a fight, especially with Dana. Haha. Now if he just wants to hit me because I insulted him, well then he’s a fool and a fool and his money are soon parted.
LOL @ me “hiding behind a lawyer”. I don’t think you know what that means buddy boy.
I’m “hiding” behind a lawyer and in your fanfic scenario, Dana isn’t hiding behind his bodyguards?
This is hilarious. The reaction to me finding his face and gesturing funny by you is hilarious.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
wow dude...
you’re an fing loser to be analyzing a picture of dana white. How did a dip s like
you get his own site? Here’s a tip clown…write/post about things that MATTER.
All you MMA wannabe-writers crack me up being all bitter towards DW and the UFC. If it weren’t for him you’d be even more of a loser than you are now.
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by TrollSlayeR on Oct 31, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hahahah, I love it
I’m laughing at a pic of Dana White with his fake tough face and people are apoplectic. When did Dana White become the Godfather? When is he “untouchable”?
Haha “Don’t you make fun of my Dana” Hahaha
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Good post
Made me laugh. Thanks.
I know I shouldn’t be, but the Dana defenders caught me off guard. Not only does he take himself too seriously, but so do his fans.
(Why does a promoter have fans, anyway?)
"I'd love to be a Cheick Kongo looking brother that could actually move and do a lot of funky stuff - Jiu Jitsu, takedowns, kicks and stuff." - Jon Jones.
"This is the internet: you either have soul-stopping power or you’re a pillow-fisted pansy. There is no middle ground." - woomikee
He has more fans on Twitter than all of his champions combined
times 10.
He has more followers on Twitter than the top 10 fighters in each division in all 7 weight classes of the UFC…..combined. It’s because he followed the McMahon doctrine and branded himself and the UFC name instead of fighters making them largely replaceable. Not saying that wasn’t smart because it was.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
if it were not for the ferttita's money dana white would be promoting some low level boxer in boston.
Utah and Boise State: The two best teams in the nation. Both undefeated and with a combined 12-2 against the spread. Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. J.J. my puta and my personal dartboard. Brock Lesnar the most over-rated MMA fighter there is. Even more over-rated than Kimbo Slice.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Oct 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go even further than that
Had Dana White had his way and they didn’t do TUF, the UFC wouldn’t exist as we see it.
For all Dana’s business acumen, the biggest move he made happened by luck and he was totally against it.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You really are
a moron. Yeah, it was ALL luck you tool. The fact is MMA was bound to become popular because America was sick and tired of getting ripped off by boxing and their shady bs regardless of TUF.
If it wasn’t DW that captilized on MMA with the help of the Fertittas…it would have been someone else.
Again, just admit that you’re ass-hurt that Dana fucked your thug sport over. You’re basically a wannabe MMA writer because unless you’re bashing DW and the UFC no one will give 2 shits what you have to say….even if you try to come across as an educated thug…LOL :)
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by TrollSlayeR on Oct 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, I said "it was all luck"
OR
OR
I said “The biggest move (TUF) he made happened by luck and he was totally against it”. He was. He hated a reality show. So before you suck the ceremonial dick, you should learn up about Dana.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen shit head...I could give a fuck about Dana White
It’s just hilarious to me that you’re this writer on a MMA site and you’re wishing Dana White never made MMA popular and you’re making all these absurd arguments and shit that the UFC wouldn’t have existed for whatever reason.
Ok, so if Dana didn’t make MMA as popular as he has…who do you wish would have? Don King.
It doesn’t matter that Dana is an asshole or likes to look tough in pictures or swears every other word or whatever your bitch ass wants to complain about. At the end of the day the UFC is the most exciting MMA org that puts on the best fights and it doesn’t matter if Dana made it popular or the next joe schmoe did.
Common sense is not so common.
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by TrollSlayeR on Oct 31, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhh, where the hell do you get all of that?
The part about me not wishing MMA was popular? How old are you? 14? Who’s making an “absurd argument”? It’s well-known that TUF wasn’t Dana’s idea.
You missed the point simple bitch. It was a funny picture. I laughed. That’s it. You and your crew of flunkies blew this post up more than it should’ve been. It’s a fanshot.
I’m going to start doing this more often. Fanshots usually get no love.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Nov 1, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn’t TrollSlayeR stay true to his name and make like David Carradine and get off the internet?
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Nov 1, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
You're a joke dude...
If you say shit like " the UFC wouldn’t exist as we see it"…you prove my point. So go take your thug-ass back to the ghetto.
Common sense is not so common.
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Yeah brah SC Michaelson what a thugged out name that’s like calling Nick Diaz a boyscout. Not everyones avatar is a self portrait.
Imagine an African white christ from space
by Barack Lesnar on Nov 1, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
The Internet
routinely setting race relations back since AOL.
And SC’s point is valid. No TUF, no tellin where the UFC wouldve taken off from (because youre right, mma here was a no brainer & a matter of time) but that spot on spike after raw helped usher in an entire new culture to the UFC, legions of fans, popularity, notability, lots of other stuff that made it what it is today. Without TUF, maybe its strikeforce or somethin else were watching. Maybe mma orgs would be a more level playing field. doesnt matter. BLAFs your hero. we get it.
#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.
He's NOT the Godfather or untouchable...
…only a fucktard like you thinks so. Seriously, how much
time do you have on your hands and how old are you bro?
If you want people to take you seriously…quit posting nonsense. It’s about as juvenile as your avatar pic. LOL. And you’re using words like “apoplectic.” ROFLMAS
I am in no way a DW nuthugger. I just find it amusing that a so-called MMA writer
like yourself has the time to critique a pic of someone who is the real reason you even
have a MMA site and can write about MMA.
Common sense is not so common.
- Voltaire
Listen son
It takes literally no time to find a pic I was linked to, wait, why am I explaining myself to you?
Haha, you are?
Haha.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Awww...did I hurt your
feelings homie…lol? So sorry your thug-boxers (and boxing in general) are
no longer relevant. So you hop on the MMA-bandwagon and blast DW and the
UFC because you’re bitter about it. Haha…It’s obvious brotha…admit it.
Thank god I don’t have to watch your boring-ass boxing anymore.
Common sense is not so common.
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Yes, you hurt my feelings
Because my post CLEARLY showed hurt feelings
LOL @ “thug boxers”.
Oh, I get it, these are racial-veiled comments. See because I’m Black, these are supposed to hurt my feelings. Oh ok, I’ll play along.
OH DAMMIT SON WHY YOU GOTS TO BE TRIPPIN ON MY NINJAS LIKE THAT. WE AINTS GON NEVER BE GOOD ENUFF FO MMA. DERE AINTS NEVA GONNA BE NO GOOD BROTHERS IN DA UFC.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
…look like a fool. LOL
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by TrollSlayeR on Oct 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Diaz and his brother Nate would like a word with you
for excluding them from the “thug-boxers” group.
#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.
my lord BLAFs nutsack is croooooowded
#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.
The hell is BLAF?
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Maaan, I know what that is. That's old school
I thought it had something to do with “Black Lesnar” (my old name.
I was like “Black Lesnar….Ass face”?
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by S.C. Michaelson on Oct 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
also an appropriate definition
n00b
#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.
I love it
dana does indeed try to portray himself as a hardass….you"re a promoter, dana…leave the toughness to your fighters
"eat shit." billions of flies cant be wrong
Great comments guys
Keep up the good work.
"One thing I will never do is I will never say never." -Dana White
by Symbul on Oct 31, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
this "post" does seem a little petty. Dana crush your dreams or something?
just let that man live his life lovin bein BLAF
#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.
Look at his face? It's fucking hilarious
I mean I made a post making fun of Tito and Joe Rogan cuz Tito bent over in front of Joe. and it looked funny.
Did people piss and moan? Nope. But heavens’ forbig I give Dana a rib or two and the Retarmada come in.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Nov 1, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
no, i see what you were doing there.
its just the pic of tito/rogan was pure comedy gold that of which no comments could misconstrue. this could be viewed as a little more personal than laughing at how serious the guy is or why in the hell a dude in spot would be mad doggin for photos like that……
#9 has the most incredible 4 yard gain in the history of the NFL.
Trane UFC for maximum death fighting abilities, brah.
I understand your logic. It is a funny pic and all, but....
you must really have a vendetta against Dana.
Seriously.
nope
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by S.C. Michaelson on Nov 1, 2010 5:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn, I need to spend more time online.
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by VeeisAnimated on Nov 2, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope. I'd say it worked out well.
A lot of interest for a lil ol’ fanshot.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Nov 1, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
