UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre Unable To Finish Dinner
by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 12, 2010 4:00 PM EST
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MONTREAL-- Just a day after dominating UFC Welterweight Josh Koscheck in a 5 round battering decision, GSP found himself in another fight -- this time with his dinner plate.
"We order and I was pretty hungry," recalled St. Pierre. "I felt this was going to be the best meal I have faced to date."
Georges was celebrating his title victory with coach Greg Jackson as well as other guests.
"I suggested Georges eat the fish," beamed Jackson. "I make all the big decisions."
The waiter soon brought Georges his food and placed it in front of him. St. Pierre beamed.
"I remember thinking, this is what I prepared for. I am ready to eat," said GSP. And eat he did. Or at least tried. Jackson told GSP to implement a "Take a bite, chew 20 times and sip some water" strategy. This way. GSP could make sure he was never in any danger of choking.
"It was technically some of the best eating I've seen," recalled Jackson.
However, the winds of change began to blow towards the end. It looked as if St. Pierre couldn't finish the dinner.
"I sat there and I jab and I jab at the fish, but I couldn't eat it," said Georges. "I even broke my fork and Greg said 'Eat it with your broken fork'.
Eventually, GSP pushed away from the table, unable to complete the meal.
"I feel like I did what I was supposed to do. Not every meal will get a clean plate."
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I usually find your satire corny.
But this is great.
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"God bless....God."
Semper Fi'
Pain don't hurt...
It seems to me that gsp's turning anorexic
cause now that he beat kos especially in the manner that he did.. The question that has been looming for quite sometime and gsp including many of his loyal fans always debated has reapeared and that is, "when’s he going to figh the spider?
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I'm thinking never.
GSP don’t want Andy, he’s scurd.
Andy would flying knee his head off.
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Semper Fi'
Pain don't hurt...
Silva better slow down with those flying knees especially against great wrestlers-grapplers because that’s a recipe to be taken down.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Dec 13, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
So? Andy can handle wrestlers.
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Semper Fi'
Pain don't hurt...
by RolloTomasi on Dec 13, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
LMAO on the third one
looks like the spider really is raping hendo.
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I commend your originality
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The write up=original
The title not so much=http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=1741341
Oh come on. Titles aren't similar
And he offers not hing in the post of satire or anything. Like I saw that.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 12, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
“UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre Unable To Finish Dinner”
“GSP CANT EVEN FINISH HIS DINNER…. "
Your title is more elequent, because the UG limits the number of title characters.
I fully acknowledge your actual post is entirely original, but that thread title obviously inspired you.
Hey you churn out write up and after write up, I imagine you mind gets stale every now and then so you have to look elsewhere for inspiration.
I know there are probably no official rules for citing forum posts, but it’s a tad unbecoming of a blogger.
Or does not being a legit journalist exempt you from any litterary integrity.
How can you tell me that a thread I didn't see inspired me?
The fuck?
People have been saying “GSP can’t finish (insert item)” for a while. If you want to argue THAT, then I don’t disagree. BUt a specific thread I stole an idea from? Negro please.
GTFOH with that bullshit man. That’s some hateful stuff there.
LOL @ a thread on a site that makes 100s of threads an hour, you know for sure I saw.
As a matter of fact, I even GOOGLED “GSP can’t finish dinner” before I wrote it because I knew some fool would come and find some obscure comment and say “SC, you stole it.”
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 12, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
One of the few ways to legit piss me off is to call me a thief, a cheat or a liar
One of those three things. You basically accuse me of being a thief and call me a plagiarist. And now, I’m a “liar” as well.
Fuck that. Go somewhere else with that bullshit.
My last line is telling because I google all the shit I write because of chumps like you that love to accuse people of stealing shit.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
This was very funny.
Mad props, SC. This is hilarious.
Forget it Donny. You're out of your element.
No Jokes
On GSP not being able to finish opponents and meals?
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by Guillermo Ponce on Dec 12, 2010 9:59 PM EST reply actions
besdes the one 5
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by Guillermo Ponce on Dec 12, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry..on my mobile. missed the joke...messed up the posts
Ill walk away slowly now.
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by Guillermo Ponce on Dec 12, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions
Damn, a nigga finally get people to on WKR to laugh at some satire he did after 6 months of hostility
and some chump comes in here and TELLS ME that I stole an idea because some guy on the UG said “GSP can’t finish his dinner”.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 12, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions
I guess you just bring out the hate?
Why do you do that?
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by RolloTomasi on Dec 13, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Come on, SC
I’ve never been a hater
Forget it Donny. You're out of your element.
Shit, I don't mind being disliked, but the dude accused me of plagiarism
and theft.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 13, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
If only he knew about your acts of blog treason and dissidence…
You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
by timetraveltome on Dec 13, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Look I realize the internet is akin to the wild west, where anything goes, but this is just pathetic for a guy that fancies himself a “writer”.
Just be happy I put you on check now before things got way too out of hand.
You are a true bitchmade fool.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I vote foolmade bitch!
How the heck does he claim to know what inspires you??
"Forest Griffin, Brian Stamm, Rashad Evans, Dana White, elite MMA fighters against Army."....Dana White??!?
by stainlesssteel on Dec 14, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Afterwards, he stiffed the valet for a tip. After the Audi A4 was brought to the front, GSP noticed it wasn’t perfectly parrallell with the curb. “I’m not impressed with your performance,” he quipped as he got into his car and slammed the door.
"Now fuck off, I got work to do!" -Cyrus
I felt that a "I'm not impressed by your performance" line would be overkill
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 13, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
travis lutter got anderson down.
travis lutter.
lutter.
GSP would get Andy down. That being said i think Chael would likely beat GSP. he’s a bigger, stronger, larger framed athlete that can go 5 rounds. flame away, but no one gave Chael a chance in hell and he wont 4 1/2 rounds of that fight
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by theworldsoldestsport on Dec 13, 2010 11:10 PM EST reply actions
Silva has two bum knees in that fight
and still did this
Silva is a pimp
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Man, I feel so dumb!!
I tell you how good the shit was…I BELIEVED IT!! Everything, word for word sounds to me exactly like something both GSP and Greg Jackson would say. I even fell for the ‘chew 20 times before swallowing’ line!
Swear, I read it and had a good chuckle, thinking how crazy Greg Jackson sounded in the quotes. Completely believed it!
Congrats SC, you really nailed this one!
"Forest Griffin, Brian Stamm, Rashad Evans, Dana White, elite MMA fighters against Army."....Dana White??!?
by stainlesssteel on Dec 14, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions
Balanced Diet
OMG, George didn’t eat his broccoli!
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