Jason "Mayhem" Miller To Appear as Bully On Next Bully Beatdown Episode
by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 13, 2010 11:30 PM EST
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THE 619 -- Strikeforce middleweight Jason "Mayhem" Miller has been embroiled in a rivalry with Strikeforce Welterweight Champion Nick Diaz ever since an in-cage incident at a Strikeforce event in Nashville. The feud reached a high-point (some would say low-point) when Miller confronted Nick Diaz-enthusiast "LayzietheSavage" at the opening of a gym.
"I was there to film the opening of the gym at the invitation of the owner," recalled Savage. "Then Mayhem comes and slaps the back of my head and gives me a wedgie while pushing me out the door."
As if the physical humiliation wasn't enough, Miller started the verbal humiliation.
"He attacked me and my buddy Nick Diaz," recalled Savage. "It was quite uncomfortable. He had me confused with basic questions like 'Why did Nick say he would fight at 185 but now he wont?' I mean, I'm used to behind the screen trash-talking. I was confused."
Both sides subsequently took to the Internet to express their sides. Pleas were made to forums such as the UG and other popular spots across the web.
"I considered charges and lawsuits, but I didn't want to get laughed out of court, but I had a decision to make."
That decision was to contact MTV and apply for the show Bully Beatdown. Bully Beatdown is a show in which schoolyard bullies are pitted against actual MMA fighters in a battle of standup and ground skills. The show teaches the bullies a lesson by allowing them to win cash prizes as well as appear on television.
"Whatever the outcome, one thing is for sure," Savage proclaimed. "He won't get away with it."
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ok, at first I didn't get it but then....
lemme see, the decision was made to contact Bully Beatdown and apply for the show. Now of course, Layzie is not actually going to fight Mayhem. But I guess to drop the lawsuit, he will either choose which pro goes against Mayhem, perhaps Nick Diaz himself??
If this is true, Mayhem is either the luckiest guy on the planet or the most brilliant strategist of all time.
"Forest Griffin, Brian Stamm, Rashad Evans, Dana White, elite MMA fighters against Army."....Dana White??!?
by stainlesssteel on Dec 14, 2010 11:01 AM EST reply actions
Didn't find this very funny but always nice to see some MMA Satire I guess
MMA really needs a site like The Onion that can put out some great satire. Definitely enough material for some great write-ups.
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it wasn't bad by any means
fun concept.
just didn’t find it overwhelmingly funny.
3 chuckles out of 5.
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by TylerTreese on Dec 14, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I had to make a choice
I could really be over the top and possibly disrespectful or keep it reigned in and sacrifice some funny. I chose the latter. It isn’t one of my funnier works. It’s really a “headline” piece
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 14, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was the original plan for WKR. Funny MMA stuff.
MMA really needs a site like The Onion
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Pain don't hurt...
back in the day..
bitd, we would have told mayhem how great he was, gotten him drunk as hell, then beat him with boards, blackjacks, batons, knucks, and boot heels until he stopped believing his own hype.
