It's Gonna Be a Hot Summer, The UFC Returns To Brazil
by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 15, 2010 3:46 PM EST
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PrintAt a press conference earlier today in Brazil, UFC President Dana White announced that the UFC will be making their long-awaited return to Brazil with an event August 2011 called UFC: Rio. The UFC has not had an event in Brazil since...a long time ago. With many of the organization's top fighters hailing from Brazil, there should be a lot of interest from the population.
With Anderson fighting in February, he should be ready to go again in August. Shogun is scheduled to fight in March of 2010, but I don't think they would use the LHW (one of the better drawing titles) on this card. The gate from this show won't be as great, but it will sell out (hopefully) regardless of who is on top, so some of your bigger stars won't be on this one. Hopefully, the ticket prices aren't outrageous.
What Dana White SHOULD be doing is taking this trip to Brazil to recruit some big booty Brazilian women and get rid of Arianny. I just happen to have a few suggestions after the jump.
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"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye
This was Hilarious
Good one.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Dec 16, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
And furthermore,
"A guy in Texas came up to me and told me ‘Frye you're not mixed martial arts, you're no holds barred’, and I said you're god damn right partner." ~ Don Frye
I agree. Get rid of Arianny.
Posting pictures like these are certainly more subtle than, say, Rogan’s gay slurs. But they’re just as unlikely to help the sport’s reputation. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the female aesthetic just as much as any man, but what does any of this have to do with MMA? Taking a step back and looking at the bigger picture, how can this not be considered sexist?
Right, we have ring girls at every MMA event… and I’d be the first to applaud any notion of getting rid of them. Just because they’re there doesn’t mean they belong there.
We see closeups of their cleavage while they walk around the Octagon in their bikinis in between rounds (which would make at least a little sense if MMA took place in pools), news about Arianny focuses on her Playboy magazine stunt, or on her making out with some guy at an airport. I suppose that’s the ring girl’s role in the MMA world, to make male fans drool over her and make gullible females want to be just like her. Bikinis instead of aprons, nice trade.
At least some MMA organizations recognize females as participants in this sport, and I wish that would be the (only) type of context in which you’d be posting pictures of females on this blog.
God these Brazilian women has some of the fattest asses I've ever seen. The worst thing about these fine asses...
none of these “sexy fat asses” will be sexy in 20 years. Most of them wont even resemble “asses”. They’ll look more like a severely deformed pear. It’s funny that men of the age of around 20 or 30 can’t help themselves when it comes to sexy women with big fat asses and they don’t realize how depressing it is later on in life that that “sexy fat ass” you married no longer resembles anything that can be remotely considered sexy. Just look at any 40-50 year old woman who used to be “sexy” in her youth, only to look like she ate bowls of cottage cheese with her Big Gulp mug filled with bacon grease.
by Unquestioned Answers on Dec 16, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
But man those Brazilian women are fine as hell.
I’m more into Italian women. In my opinion, the most beautiful women, inside and outside, than Italian women. The way the speak, the way they use their hands when they speak, their attitude, their hair, the way the carry themselves. I’m a sucker for my Italian women. Next, a distant second, probably would be Swedish women. Anyone else agree?
by Unquestioned Answers on Dec 16, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
*In my opinion, the most beautiful women, inside and outside, are Italian women...
is what I meant to write there.
by Unquestioned Answers on Dec 16, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Have you seen what no-assed White women look like in 20 years?
Everyone ages and looks worse. I’d rather have the 20 years with the big round ass than 20 years of extended lower back.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 16, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In 20 years
I’ll just be happy to be able to get a hard on and get laid, regardless of the ass situation.
I'm your huckleberry.
Exactly. People think too deep about things.
Just enjoy that ass.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 17, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
This is kind of what I was getting at in my post from above.
The difference is she didn’t wait another 20-30 years to start eating bowls of cottage cheese and drinking Big Gulp’s of Bacon Grease.
by Unquestioned Answers on Dec 16, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
