My Post Chael Sonnen Failed Steroids Test Appeal and UFC Future Thoughts
by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 2, 2010 8:40 PM EST
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Print- Do you see that black dot to my left? We learned Chael Sonnen's balls are actually that big. I mean should I really get into Chael Sonnen jokes now? Because now I've got a lot of them. Real talk, he shoulda just took the year like Weebay.
- Dave Meltzer is rude. I mean dude was wearing a hat the whole time.
- Chael Sonnen's doctor. He's the star of the show. He shows up smacking gum in a faded t-shirt and doesn't know shit. He looked like former WWF star "The Red Rooster" Terry Taylor.
- Chael Sonnen's case had major holes in it. He claims to have never gone through puberty, but then he was only diagnosed with low testosterone 2 years ago. That makes no sense.
- Chael stated under oath that he informed Dr. Keith Kizer of the NSAC and that Kizer told him "don't bring this up". Mind you, I've had several conversations with Kizer, as well as Bix at Cageside Seats, this just isn't true. As a matter of fact, I contacted Kizer during this and let him know what was going on and was told "I have never spoken to Chael Sonnen."
- Chael stated that he was too ashamed to talk about his condition around the other fighters. Didn't he say that he was the toughest man in the room and that if he wanted to hear country and Anderson wanted rap that you better believe country was being played. But now he's too shy? C'mon son.
- Sonnen's quack doctor gets up there and says that he had no idea that drug use could cause low testosterone. The commission was trying to hint at Sonnen being a possible former user of steroids whose natural levels have been depleted. How do you treat people for this and not be aware?
- These SOBs had the audacity to threaten, in their low-key way, that they would appeal this up as high as possible under the Americans with Disabilities Act?? Are they out of their fucking minds? That's a disgrace to those Americans that are actually disabled. That's like those fat people that try to get handicapped stickers so they don't have to walk far at grocery stores.
- I loved how Sonnen placed the blame on everyone from Matt Lindland to Keith Kizer to the old head of the CSAC basically alluding that they might have lost his paperwork.
- Dana White's name was brought up in a hilarious fashion. One of the board members was like "Who is Dana White?" and the response from Chael was "He's...uh, high capacity, huh UFC guy".
- Back to Chael's incompetent doctor, he seemed like the guy every Black person in Compton goes to for their weed card. Dude didn't know any of the procedures for evaluating patients for TRT or anything.
- Some of the comments about the female commission member kinda threw me. MMA fans still have some latent sexism issues.
- Uh, that's about it, all I have left are Chael Sonnen jokes and I don't want to be mean. I'll be back tomorrow to look at the media and how they covered it and if my predictions were correct.
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Had someone on Twitter respond to my headline of “Sonnen’s Defense Fails” by informing me that the defense “didn’t fail, it won”.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 2, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
What about Sherdog?
Anyway, smashing success for Chael Sonnen. With this amount of comedic value they might even make the next CSAC hearing a PPV.
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Man I hope so, It's gonna be Barnett's turn
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
So it's 6 months now, yes?
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Pain don't hurt...
Chael Sonnen Officially Won
- Sexism is as American as apple pie. But yeah, it runs rampant on MMA blogs and forums.
So let me get this straight. He’s fined $2,500 and has to serve a six month suspension? He won.
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VEe is ANIMated!
You forgot to mention one of the commissioners leaving before the vote was taken. What the hell was that? Completely unorganized and ridiculous.
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It's funny
that he’s trying to say he never went thru puberty. It’s even funnier that people believe him.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
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