Meltzer: Brock Lesnar Having Trouble Playing With Kids
by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 28, 2010 9:00 PM EST
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According to the latest Wrestling Observer Radio (subscription needed), Dave Meltzer of Yahoo MMA fame related that Brock Lesnar is having some issues as a result of his loss to Cain Velasquez.
"Yeah, he's going through some things. He hasn't trained since the fight. I mean he was suspended from contact, but if he really wanted to fight, he'd get back in there. He did say he was taking time off to go hunting at the UFC 116 post-fight conference as well as several interviews leading up the the Velasquez fight, but if he was a real fighter, he'd go train in Thailand and learn some kickboxing. He can't even play games with his kid. Everytime his son goes to play peek-a-boo, Lesnar runs away crying If you can't read between the subtext I'm saying Lesnar is scared."
Looks like Dave Meltzer is pretty vague in his statements and doesn't state any sources or that he's even talked to Brock, but that hasn't stopped us from taking it, putting our own spin on it and printing it as fact. MMA NEWWWWWWWWWS.
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Dar god, I hate this story so much..
You figure with a PPV this weekend there would be you know, REAL NEWS out there.
Not everyone regurgitating some 3rd hand maybe crap.
Good hos for pointing out that this is not real news
by Lunatic-Fridge on Dec 28, 2010 10:23 PM EST reply actions
I would actually write about the PPV but I don't care
I mean I can’t write about Antonio McKee everyday.
I think other sites are feeling the same thing too.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 29, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
i can read between the lines. lesnar knows he cant's beat velasquez.
one more turtling up in the corner would make me vomit anyway. good riddance.
Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 28, 2010 11:42 PM EST reply actions
Because if there’s one thing Dave Meltzer is known for, it’s citing his sources!
by Jonathan Snowden on Dec 29, 2010 12:01 AM EST reply actions
Wow an article that I actually agree with SC on, what has the world come too?. Look i’ve said in the past and will continue to say that Meltzer is the best in the business and it’s not even close. But even the best sometimes reach too far and that’s what he’s done in this case nobody hits it out 10 out of 10 times. Meltzer is probably hearing alot of stories from alot of people who claim that they know Brock but one thing that has become clear is that no one speaks for him but him. So any reports of people speaking out of turn about his future should always be taken with a huge grain of salt. Not to mention that it’s clear that Vince wants Brock badly and is probably helping to stoke some of these rumors.
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