War Machine lives up to his name, Arrested for Assualt

TMZ (of course) passes along the story:

Several San Diego police swarmed in on UFC bad boy War Machine last night -- and threw a spit bag on his head -- after cops say the dude assaulted someone with a deadly weapon.

TMZ has learned Machine -- which is the fighter's legal name -- was arrested outside a bar called Thruster's Lounge around 11 pm.

Law enforcement sources tell us Machine and another male were fighting with bouncers -- and when cops tried to approach the situation, War Machine took off running.

Eventually, cops caught up with the 28-year-old -- threw him in handcuffs, and for some reason, put a spit bag over his head ... which is generally applied when the perp gets a little too aggressive with his oral fluids.

Machine was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon -- though it's unclear what the weapon is. He's currently being held in a SD jail.

How does one respond to War Machine's behavior? Clearly he needs professional help and this downward spiral of self-destruction shouldn't be fodder for cheap internet sites like ours. Oh what the hell. LOL CAT, please tell us what War Machine should do:

That would fix everything!