Recipe for Disaster: Eye Gouge, Debt and Groin Shots
by Zak Woods on Mar 9, 2010 8:13 PM EST
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Then follow this simple recipe:
- Take two former training partners
- One fighter owes the other $1500 (may be labeled as "bad blood').
- Add a dash of "groin shot"
- Two pinches of "gouged eye"
- Place in cage at 350 degrees and bake for two minutes.
*If baked longer than two minutes beware of rioting.
Serves live audience of 500 or audience of millions on youtube
HT: Cagepotato
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You know it’s top notch when the play-by-play folks are encouraging a fight in the audience.
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