Your Tito-Jenna-Drug-Joslyn Morning Update *sigh*

This Tito Ortiz story has completely messed up WKR's morning routine. It used to be a hot cup of coffee, a nice Danish while reading the funny papers --that Dilbert, his depictions of office life are, oh, so funny-- but thanks to Ortiz and Jenna we are stuck reading email releases from TMZ. In other words we feel like dirty jezebels. 

The latest news surrounding the Ortiz-Jameson debacle comes from Joslyn James, the former(?) porn actress who posted graphic text messages from her alleged affair with Tiger Woods.

Ms. James (that's her porn--pardon, her stage name *wink*) told the New York Daily News that she saw Ortiz abuse Jena on "three separate occasions"

If that wasn't a big enough twist in the story TMZ posted another update claiming Jenna Jameson tested clean on the day in question, contradicting Ortiz's statement that Jameson relapsed:

We've learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna's urine tested "negative" for the ten major drugs they were screening for ... a list that included cocaine, weed, meth and Oxycodone -- the major ingredient in OxyContin.
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Now, after receiving the results of the test, Jenna is reaffirming her claim telling us, "I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug."
Jenna's powerhouse attorney Ronald Richards added, "The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any opiates or controlled substances."

In a legal battle between cagefighter and MEGA porn star WKR would think the safe money is on the porn starlet.

But the continued back-and-forth and pending legal issues is a potential albatross for the UFC.

Every new report in the mainstream media will implicitly connect Tito Ortiz with the UFC. How should Zuffa handle the situation? We took a stab at the answer at UGO.com:

Viewers know that at some point this season Tito Ortiz will leave the show for some reason and be replaced by Rich Franklin. This all happens within the context of cryptic tweets from Ortiz and Jameson who at one pointed told her Twitter followers that she had a miscarriage. Tito even ends up in the hospital requiring fluids and recently looked emaciated.

All of these events have to be related is some form, right? At the very least there will be the assumption of inter-connectivity.

Thus, we could see Ortiz, Jameson or parties close to either one divulge information to investigators regarding the mysterious withdrawal from the reality show. Considering that there are six weeks left in the entire show there's a fair amount of time for more to come out. 

Perhaps it would be better for the UFC to come out and say what happened to Ortiz. It will add context to the alleged incident while potentially shielding their fighter who's invariably attached to their brand. Ratings would probably jump, like they did before, though they will have to get around those non-disclosure agreements. That's what sworn affidavits are for.