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Create-a-Caption Contest: Urijah and Rosie, Two Peas in a Pod (Winner)

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Urijah Faber is still recovering from his mauling at the hands of Aldoraptor but a new hair cut and a visit from Rosie O'Donnell (yes, that Rosie O'Donnell) will get Faber back in the cage in no time!

The winner of the caption contest will have their choice of a WKR shirt!

Update: And here are your winners!

Runner-up #1: With his chiseled jaw nuzzled against her face. He tried to steady his arm from shaking, as the trainers assured him the only time the bear would attack is if it sensed fear by OtisDriftwood

Runner-up #2: Two and a Half men by chadington

WINNER! Before every moment, theres an AMP moment... by NYCman

Expect an email from Zak later tonight.

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I think we found a doner

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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: who wouldn't watch a Rosie/Urijah porno?

"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye

by Excelsior! on May 18, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would not want to see that!!!!

……closes blinds and curtains……

by havomaster on May 19, 2010 4:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I want to adopt you

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by Zak Woods on May 18, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

With his chizled jaw nuzzled against her face. He tried to steady his arm from shaking, as the trainers assured him the only time the bear would attack is if it sensed fear.

My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money

by OtisDriftwood on May 18, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You beat me to it! That is exactly what I was going to post...

Day-man! Fighter of the Night-man! Champion of the sun. You're a master of Karate and friendship for everyone!
"Charlie"

by punchdrank on May 18, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosie’s new Urijah blowup doll=$67
Discount after defective hair mold=$27
Completing her collection of small blonde children’s pictures= priceless

My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money

by OtisDriftwood on May 18, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Which one’s the dude?

by cered on May 18, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If you thought Aldo messed him up…

http://twitter.com/scoozna

by scoozna on May 18, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

One thing Rosie needs to consider before accepting Urijah as a donor. The doctor is automatically going to thing the baby is breeched.

My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money

by OtisDriftwood on May 18, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

“Urijah! Is that swelling in your thigh or are you just glad to see me?

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by scoozna on May 18, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

MMGhey.

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by scoozna on May 18, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Uriah…The only man with enough testosterone for the both of them.

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by scoozna on May 18, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Before every moment, theres an AMP moment…

by NYCman on May 18, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Caaaaaaalllliiiifoooorrrnia Loveeeeeee (cue Tupac song/Fabers entrance music)

by NYCman on May 18, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Urijah posing with the latest Super Heavyweight prospect.

by racebannon on May 18, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosy: I wish I had a pair of those!

The director where I use to do my internship sounded just like rosy, didn’t really look like, but she had a phat azz. Would loved to have hit that, btw, she wasn’t a lesbian.

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by Lil Pinga on May 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm jealous, I wish I had a pair of those...

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by Lil Pinga on May 18, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Urijah: Hi Rosi…

Rosie: GET IN MY BELLY.

What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease.

-Sun Tze

by LYHL on May 18, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosie had always been happy being a lesbian. . . And than she met the california kid

by jackmerridew on May 18, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It was only after this picture was taken that rosie realized urijah. Wasn’t a butch girl. And urijah realized that rosie wasn’t frank mir after eating his loss to carwin away

by jackmerridew on May 18, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck!

So they decided to re-make Little Shop of Horrors? At least the casting looks spot on.

by Bob Boblaw on May 18, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess he was serious about moving up a weight class…

by chadington on May 18, 2010 6:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Urijah faber posing with nee dietician, ready to take on Brock Lesnar.

by chadington on May 18, 2010 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rosie: This isn’t Chuck Liddell?

by XtremeHendo on May 18, 2010 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha chaington that was awesome im kinda pissed I didnt think of that

by XtremeHendo on May 18, 2010 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Sneak Peek - Superbad 2

Jonah Hill grew his hair out a bit…

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on May 18, 2010 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Where the hell is McLovin?

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on May 18, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butt-Chin and Butter-Face

Actually, I retract that insult because it implies that I am okay with everything but her face….which I am not!

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on May 18, 2010 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What Kalib was running from...

…and thanks to Aldo-Raptor’s leg kicks, she caught Urijah!

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on May 18, 2010 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

After his rough loss to champ Jose Aldo, Urijah Faber rebuilt his self-esteem participating in celebrity chubby chasing.

by Mindtravel on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Coming up next season on dancing with the stars…

by chadington on May 18, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The castig department at dancing with the stars is really phoning it in.

by chadington on May 18, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Rosie: You told me you were bringing the eggplant...

Urijah: (lifts up pant leg to reveal leg beaten by the joseraptor) I got the stuff, you got the money?

by Body Triangle on May 19, 2010 8:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Deep thoughts...
Once these camera guys leave I’m going to show you my koosh kiddo

~ Rosie

At least if I take this picture with her, she has to stop staring at my chin

~ Faber

The REEM is REAL and Fedor will Fall. ~ Muwahahaha !

by Bigger Zino on May 19, 2010 9:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Misery 2 - Coming this Christmas

Urijah’s legs are clearly broken as the chubby psycho pulls him out of the wheelchair for the clever above-the-waist promo shot.

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on May 19, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

After

After seeing the success that Georges Saint Pierre had, Urijah Faber decided to get his own sports pshycologist.

by chadington on May 19, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm...

Faber- “You took the dreads, what more do you want!?!?!”

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on May 20, 2010 8:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Picture in the background “Run Ragedy Ann before she captures you too”

by BBMMA on May 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosie after Faber leaves “I’m so happy I can help with that little girls last wish”

by BBMMA on May 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Technology...

Graphic depiction of Sunny and Cher 2010 (minus the fatal tree)

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on May 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

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Warning: contents in above image are graphic and may be deemed innappropriate by some

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on May 21, 2010 2:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

two and a half men.

by chadington on May 21, 2010 8:39 AM EDT reply actions  

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