Create-a-Caption Contest: Urijah and Rosie, Two Peas in a Pod (Winner)

Urijah Faber is still recovering from his mauling at the hands of Aldoraptor but a new hair cut and a visit from Rosie O'Donnell (yes, that Rosie O'Donnell) will get Faber back in the cage in no time!
The winner of the caption contest will have their choice of a WKR shirt!
Update: And here are your winners!
Runner-up #1: With his chiseled jaw nuzzled against her face. He tried to steady his arm from shaking, as the trainers assured him the only time the bear would attack is if it sensed fear by OtisDriftwood
Runner-up #2: Two and a Half men by chadington
WINNER! Before every moment, theres an AMP moment... by NYCman
Expect an email from Zak later tonight.
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I think we found a doner
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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
OT: who wouldn't watch a Rosie/Urijah porno?
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
I would not want to see that!!!!
……closes blinds and curtains……
by havomaster on May 19, 2010 4:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Rosie, you dont have to frisk me. I told you I dont have any cupcakes. Please let my family go.

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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
you smell like melissa etheridge. delicious.
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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions
I ate my last assistant. you'd do well to be on time.
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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
Master Thong, burn the sweatshirt
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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
With his chizled jaw nuzzled against her face. He tried to steady his arm from shaking, as the trainers assured him the only time the bear would attack is if it sensed fear.
My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money
What are your dreams, Urijah? If 'Rosie' isnt in the first five words to your reponse I will kill you.
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by David St. Martin on May 18, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
Oh Uriah I love your chin. It reminds me of something ; p
by havomaster on May 18, 2010 1:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
You beat me to it! That is exactly what I was going to post...
Day-man! Fighter of the Night-man! Champion of the sun. You're a master of Karate and friendship for everyone!
"Charlie"
Rosy: I wish I had a pair of those!
The director where I use to do my internship sounded just like rosy, didn’t really look like, but she had a phat azz. Would loved to have hit that, btw, she wasn’t a lesbian.
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Urijah and Rosie Caption
WEC 51: Faber vs. Mitrione
I guess he was serious about moving up a weight class…
by chadington on May 18, 2010 6:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Urijah faber posing with nee dietician, ready to take on Brock Lesnar.
by chadington on May 18, 2010 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Sneak Peek - Superbad 2
Jonah Hill grew his hair out a bit…
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
Where the hell is McLovin?
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
by Brewtality55 on May 18, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Butt-Chin and Butter-Face
Actually, I retract that insult because it implies that I am okay with everything but her face….which I am not!
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
What Kalib was running from...
…and thanks to Aldo-Raptor’s leg kicks, she caught Urijah!
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
Coming up next season on dancing with the stars…
by chadington on May 18, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The castig department at dancing with the stars is really phoning it in.
by chadington on May 18, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Rosie: You told me you were bringing the eggplant...
Urijah: (lifts up pant leg to reveal leg beaten by the joseraptor) I got the stuff, you got the money?
Deep thoughts...
Once these camera guys leave I’m going to show you my koosh kiddo
~ Rosie
At least if I take this picture with her, she has to stop staring at my chin
~ Faber
The REEM is REAL and Fedor will Fall. ~ Muwahahaha !
Misery 2 - Coming this Christmas
Urijah’s legs are clearly broken as the chubby psycho pulls him out of the wheelchair for the clever above-the-waist promo shot.
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
After
After seeing the success that Georges Saint Pierre had, Urijah Faber decided to get his own sports pshycologist.
hmm...
Faber- “You took the dreads, what more do you want!?!?!”
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
Technology...
Graphic depiction of Sunny and Cher 2010 (minus the fatal tree)
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
I knew Uriah and benevidez were close but..
I had no idea..
by havomaster on May 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
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Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on May 21, 2010 2:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

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