Tim Sylvia weighs in ready to do the 'Truffle Shuffle'
(Tim! TIM! You're not getting any pizza 'till you do the Truffle Shuffle! DO IT!!!!!!)
Tim Sylvia weighed in at a whopping 305lbs. for his fight with the 'World's Strongest Man' (Note: we are no longer writing out his name).
If that wasn't bad enough, Sylvia said he lost weight before the fight -- yikes! Sounds like someone has been enjoying one too many Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches.
What makes Sylvia's physique richly laced with irony was what Tim said in Moosin's PR release:
"It's going to be a good fight Friday night. I've been asked if it's been difficult finding workout partners like my opponent who is 280 pounds with 4-percent body fat and gases-out after 45-seconds. Yeah, my workout partners don't usually gas-out after 45-seconds. He (Pudzianowski) is big, strong and a worthy opponent. Friday night we're going to have some fun."
Perhaps Tim is trying to beat his opponent to the physically exhausted punch?
WKR can't help but feeling like we are in for a good ole fashion elephant seal battle. Should be fun.
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by David St. Martin on May 21, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Even though Tim seems to have “let himself go” he’ll still destroy the ‘Roid freak (that’s right I said it) BTW Putzcawskizonskistrommonovich or whatever his name, is what a steroid user looks like, not Alistar.
Pain don't hurt...
THey both look like juicers to me.
" You got the juice now"
by doonerthesooner on May 21, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i've got timmay at -205.
I get my ass kicked for money, all you gotta do is talk motherfucker.... Rampage Pride GP03
I sure wouldn't bet on this one
Are we gonna see Puds throw him on the ground and just whoop on fatty? Or is Timmah going to land one overhand right and strong man goes “oh shit… that hurts” and quit? Only time will tell.
As long as I get to see LaRosa v. Modafferi I’ll be happy either way.
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

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