Create-a-Caption: Don't make Nick Diaz Angry Dana! (Winner)
Now that WKR has launched our official store we can have prizes for our create-a-caption contests (plus other things...oooo foreshadowing!).
Winner of this week's Create-a-Caption (post as many as you like but that doesn't mean it will increase your chances of winning) will receive one free shirt from the store. All we ask is that you take a picture of yourself in said shirt for the Facebook page.
1....2.....3......Begin!
Update: And we have a winner! The winner will receive a complementary WKR shirt of the size and color of their choice. But first, like any good award ceremony, it's time for the runner-ups who came so close to WKR gold.
Runner-up #3: 'Wow Dana, I am not sure what's more brave....acting like you want to hit me, or trying to pull off being tough in that sweater." by Celticfightfan
Runner-up #2: Diaz: "I wish I were posing with skinny hobo Jesus instead of some fat bald leprechaun." by Excelsior!
Runner-up #1: "How do you get Dana White in a better mood? Two words: contact high." by FragglesHateKos
And the winner is *drum roll*
Winner: "Dana: Thanks for persuading Jake Shields to join the UFC. Don't worry, I'll get you a contract next." by LYHL.
Expect an email from Zak later tonight.
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Sorry Dana – the Vulcan Nerve Pinch is not an effective mma technique.
by some schmuck in texas on May 5, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
How do you get Dana White in a better mood? Two words: contact high.
by FragglesHateKos on May 5, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
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Nick – your lucky im so high right now or i would of hit you for touching me.
Dana,"Thanks for letn me borrow your RX card Nick."
If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, Do you think Greece would help?
Dana White was unprepared for the sheer power of Nick’s “Anaconda Toke” blend.
by FragglesHateKos on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I like the guy behind them
prob checking out some choice
watchkalibrun.com
Poyznus.com
Hoya Saxa
by David St. Martin on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
How many times do you think they said the word “fuck” in their conversation?
Hadoken!!
by Brizzle T on May 5, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BBMMA on May 5, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Laughed the hardest for this one so far.
btw isn’t it Bob Loblaw?
by cokemachinebaby on May 5, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Diaz: "I wish I were posing with skinny hobo Jesus...
… instead of some fat bald leprechaun."
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
“We’re headed To Mike Whitehead’s after this!”
You Stay Classy BE
by Jordan Whitaker Friesen on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
Man, say it aint so dana, say it aint so.... AND THE WINNER IS... LIL PINGA!!!
contest over! Man, I can’t believe it, looks like dana’s puckering up and even puts his hand on tito’s shoulder and tito’s the one that actually pulls away!
There did seem to be a bit of caressing on Dana's part...
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
looking at the pic more closely, dana does have his hand on nick's shoulder,
is blushing, and looks like his face is pretty close to nick’s face. Disclaimer: Dana or Nick, if this gets to y’all, this is all in fun much respect to both of you much respect.
Nick realized the marijuana session was a bad idea when he saw Dana holding an imaginary microphone, and giggling for 10 minutes straight.
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth
One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.
Nick: hehehehehehe...hehe...aaaahha....
Dana: …totally.
Come on Dana....
…I know you won’t hit me! Hell, you wouldn’t even slap me with a diciplinary action after embarassing the entire sport in Nashville!"
Dana, The Badasss
Dana: “Well, you arent Tito, but….”
Number 1 contender
The new number 1 contender of the middleweight division: Dana White
"Wow Dana...
…I am not sure what’s more brave….acting like you want to hit me, or trying to pull off being tough in that sweater."

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