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Create-a-Caption: Don't make Nick Diaz Angry Dana! (Winner)

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Now that WKR has launched our official store we can have prizes for our create-a-caption contests (plus other things...oooo foreshadowing!).

Winner of this week's Create-a-Caption (post as many as you like but that doesn't mean it will increase your chances of winning) will receive one free shirt from the store. All we ask is that you take a picture of yourself in said shirt for the Facebook page.

1....2.....3......Begin!

Update: And we have a winner! The winner will receive a complementary WKR shirt of the size and color of their choice. But first, like any good award ceremony, it's time for the runner-ups who came so close to WKR gold.

Runner-up #3: 'Wow Dana, I am not sure what's more brave....acting like you want to hit me, or trying to pull off being tough in that sweater." by Celticfightfan

Runner-up #2: Diaz: "I wish I were posing with skinny hobo Jesus instead of some fat bald leprechaun." by Excelsior!

Runner-up #1: "How do you get Dana White in a better mood? Two words: contact high." by FragglesHateKos

And the winner is *drum roll*

Winner: "Dana: Thanks for persuading Jake Shields to join the UFC. Don't worry, I'll get you a contract next." by LYHL.

Expect an email from Zak later tonight.

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Sorry Dana – the Vulcan Nerve Pinch is not an effective mma technique.

by some schmuck in texas on May 5, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How do you get Dana White in a better mood? Two words: contact high.

by FragglesHateKos on May 5, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

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Nick – your lucky im so high right now or i would of hit you for touching me.

by ddwyer85 on May 5, 2010 12:25 PM EDT reply actions  

these are all really good!

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on May 5, 2010 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

“…so keep making a mess over there at strikeforce, or I’ll knock the- HEY A CAMERA!”

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite

by Greenbeard on May 5, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

nick diaz mean mugs for all pictures. . . . . except when they’re with potential employers

by jackmerridew on May 5, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana,"Thanks for letn me borrow your RX card Nick."

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, Do you think Greece would help?

by whardiek on May 5, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana White was unprepared for the sheer power of Nick’s “Anaconda Toke” blend.

by FragglesHateKos on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I like the guy behind them

prob checking out some choice

watchkalibrun.com
Poyznus.com
Hoya Saxa

by David St. Martin on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana: Thanks for persuading Jake Shields to join the UFC. Don’t worry, I’ll get you a contract next.

What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease.

-Sun Tze

by LYHL on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick you threw that punch at Mayhem all wrong, you should have thrown it like this!

by BBMMA on May 5, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Diaz smiled once….once.

http://twitter.com/scoozna

by scoozna on May 5, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana touched Nick Diaz once…once.

http://twitter.com/scoozna

by scoozna on May 5, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Fake Karaoke GO

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite

by Greenbeard on May 5, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

How many times do you think they said the word “fuck” in their conversation?

Hadoken!!

by Brizzle T on May 5, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BBMMA on May 5, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Dana White jubilant after learning Frank Shamrock is NOT the father.

by Bob Boblaw on May 5, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Laughed the hardest for this one so far.

btw isn’t it Bob Loblaw?

by cokemachinebaby on May 5, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is had it on xbl and everyone thought it was bob lowblow so yeah

by Bob Boblaw on May 5, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diaz: "I wish I were posing with skinny hobo Jesus...

… instead of some fat bald leprechaun."

"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye

by Excelsior! on May 5, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

:-)

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on May 5, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dana White – Got cho nose !

by ddwyer85 on May 5, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

“We’re headed To Mike Whitehead’s after this!”

You Stay Classy BE

by Jordan Whitaker Friesen on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep that fist up bitch I got my glock at yo nuts

by Deertick on May 5, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

oooh that’s good too

by cokemachinebaby on May 5, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, say it aint so dana, say it aint so.... AND THE WINNER IS... LIL PINGA!!!

contest over! Man, I can’t believe it, looks like dana’s puckering up and even puts his hand on tito’s shoulder and tito’s the one that actually pulls away!

by Lil Pinga on May 5, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There did seem to be a bit of caressing on Dana's part...

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on May 5, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking at the pic more closely, dana does have his hand on nick's shoulder,

is blushing, and looks like his face is pretty close to nick’s face. Disclaimer: Dana or Nick, if this gets to y’all, this is all in fun much respect to both of you much respect.

by Lil Pinga on May 5, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana: ALRIGHT HEY NICE PIC.…..ok diaz, give me the dope, usual spot 10 mins

by Chuntsman949 on May 5, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick realized the marijuana session was a bad idea when he saw Dana holding an imaginary microphone, and giggling for 10 minutes straight.

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias Fünke

"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence." - Michael Bluth

One of my favorite lines from the best TV show ever.

by zakkree on May 5, 2010 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Nick, here’s $50. Thanks for opening up that CBS spot for us!

"He wants to portray himself as the crazy one; I think he’s just portraying himself as the weird one. And we’re gonna know which guy’s more crazy when we get into the Octagon." - BJ Penn (about Diego Sanchez)

by itsallgood013 on May 5, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick after the picture..

“You’re welcome, now, what did you say your name was”?

by Fighter 1 on May 5, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Dana....

…I know you won’t hit me! Hell, you wouldn’t even slap me with a diciplinary action after embarassing the entire sport in Nashville!"

by Celticfightfan on May 5, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana, The Badasss

Dana: “Well, you arent Tito, but….”

by thedehart on May 5, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Number 1 contender

The new number 1 contender of the middleweight division: Dana White

by thedehart on May 5, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana showing Nick how he’d stick it in his mouth.

by darkside3744 on May 6, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Dana sings a few bars of Bob Marley using his invisible microphone to serenade Diaz.

by darkside3744 on May 6, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Sometimes, when you’re really really high, you just can’t pull a convincing mean mug

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

According to the Unified Rules of Stockton, Nick wins for making Dana’s face red.

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

(Nick’s thinking) “Don’t hit him Nick, he’s your brothers boss.”

(Dana’s thinking) “Pinkberry.” …What the hell else would he be thinking?

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Nick Diaz has learned a lesson from Bas Rutten…I look happy then BAM!!!…I slit your throat!

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

The only time Nick Diaz has bared his teeth without appearing menacing

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

its not a smile, its a mellowed out mean mug.

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

How’d they get the red eye out?

by DirtyBoxxer on May 6, 2010 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

This picture was taken at the after party at UFC 153 in Amsterdam.

by danksta on May 6, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Arianny Celeste just told Dana she would do anything to keep her job.

by danksta on May 6, 2010 5:10 AM EDT reply actions  

If you look at Dana’s fist closely you can see he’s hiding a joint.

by danksta on May 6, 2010 5:12 AM EDT reply actions  

What if Cesar Gracie was able end to Frank Shamrocks career? It might look a little something like this.

by danksta on May 6, 2010 5:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Zuffa photoshopped out the bong in Dana’s hand.

by danksta on May 6, 2010 5:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Robbie Lawler just said Nick Diaz throws pitter patter puches like a girl.

by danksta on May 6, 2010 5:28 AM EDT reply actions  

What dose that say about Robbies chin?

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on May 9, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy working at the wax museum should be fired. That don’t look Nick Diaz at all..

by danksta on May 6, 2010 5:31 AM EDT reply actions  

"Wow Dana...

…I am not sure what’s more brave….acting like you want to hit me, or trying to pull off being tough in that sweater."

by Celticfightfan on May 7, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

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