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Hat Stealing: A UFC Pastime

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One of the running jokes at UFC 115, besides the Mary Louise Parker smell, was the constant hat stealing perpetrated by the Canucks.

WKR believes this activity should be something that every MMA fight should emulate, like streakers in soccer, Red Wings fans throwing octopi onto the ice, the Arizona 'undie run' or USC going over the salary cap.

Of course this is going to end horribly and is probably the worst idea we've had in a while but it could be a harmless little tradition that all UFC fans can gather around the fireplace a tell stories about. "Why, I remember at UFC 118. I was the guy that stole K-Flo's chullo..." 

Sounds fun, right? Just don't abuse the power and poke someone in the eye.

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I see this ending badly.

"Bottom line, wrestling is a martal art. If you can’t hang, go kickbox for K-1."
"That meat which you have just tasted........was human meat!"

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 15, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I know

but think if you could throw an octopus and steal a hat

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by Zak Woods on Jun 15, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"Bottom line, wrestling is a martal art. If you can’t hang, go kickbox for K-1."
"That meat which you have just tasted........was human meat!"

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 15, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

at least some tranny’s not kissing them ala bj penn. Also, I’m sure the fighters can get from their sponsor, why risk getting arrested and losing a payday over a hat?

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by Lil Pinga on Jun 15, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

they don't give a shit

That stuff just came out of a box and they put it on 3 mins ago. We’re not talking about Brett Favre’s hat

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Hoya Saxa

by David St. Martin on Jun 15, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a real hat,

A respectable hat. And Zak nice MILF weed reference.

Ride the Tiger!

by doonerthesooner on Jun 15, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was some hobo

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by Lil Pinga on Jun 16, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blasheemerrrrrrr!

"Bottom line, wrestling is a martal art. If you can’t hang, go kickbox for K-1."
"That meat which you have just tasted........was human meat!"

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 16, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

HUH? did you mean blasphemy(er)?

dang, he got all that money and can’t get that thing dry cleaned or washed… then again I could understand

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by Lil Pinga on Jun 16, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

inside joke

"Bottom line, wrestling is a martal art. If you can’t hang, go kickbox for K-1."
"That meat which you have just tasted........was human meat!"

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 16, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

do tell if you don't mind

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by Lil Pinga on Jun 17, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fighters could start wearing crazy hats like Fedora’s and stuff!

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by Zak Woods on Jun 16, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bolo hats

"Bottom line, wrestling is a martal art. If you can’t hang, go kickbox for K-1."
"That meat which you have just tasted........was human meat!"

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 16, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

With giant feathers…..

"Bottom line, wrestling is a martal art. If you can’t hang, go kickbox for K-1."
"That meat which you have just tasted........was human meat!"

Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 16, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

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