WKR Exclusive: UFC Reacts to Fedor Loss
by Zak Woods on Jun 27, 2010 10:39 AM EDT
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Late Saturday night, a debate rages at Zuffa Headquarters
General Reed Harris: Until this monopoly is fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Strikeforce M-1 Global Alliance is too well equipped! They're more dangerous than you realize.
Admiral Marc Ratner: Dangerous to your WEC, Commander, not to this UFC.
Harris: Fedor will continue to gain a support with the Pride Nuthuggers-
Grand Dana White: [walking in] The Pride Nuthuggers will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that Fedor has been defeated by Fabricio Werdum in sixty nine seconds. The last remnants of Pride have been swept away.
Harris: That's impossible! How will the Fertitta's secure a complete monopoly without the crown jewel of Pride nuthuggery?
White: The Zuffa investors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local nuthuggers in line. Fear of this U-F-C!
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Still waiting for a Downfall/Hitler meltdown vid
You know its on its way.
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
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This should be within your realm of abilities
Put Werdums creepy ass smile on The Jokers face from the cop car scene in the Dark Knight.
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller
Congrats man
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by David St. Martin on Jun 27, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done good sir.
For the chaos this win will hurl the mma scene into, the pic if very apropos.
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller
by The Blackula on Jun 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Brilliant.
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