Create-a-Caption: Phil Davis "Say Hello To My Little Friend!"
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Also, we'd just like to point out that it appears Mr. Wonderful shot the hostage a few times. I guess he's seen Speed too many times...
Bonus photo from Combat Lifestyle after the jump.
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UPDATE: THE WINNER IS...
"Hey Phil, how would you describe what happens when the firing pin hits the primer? Certainly not...explosive?" ~ MicahW
Expect an email from Zak later today.
Here are some honorable mentions.
"A few lesser known MMA fighters also auditioned for The Expendables." ~ chadington
"Ma! I'm outta quarters! ~ Brewtality55
"Did you get tickets....to the gun show!" ~ NYCman
Lets see Chandella Powell say no to me now! ~ Nathan Shine

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Where are they now? Steve Urkel 2010
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
VH1’s “Where are they now?” – just for clarification
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Beverly Hills Cop 4....Axle's back!
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
"They told me I'd never get my own ear-piercing gun"
“ok…so i went a little crazy on my own ears…”
Black dick saves white chick
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)
Where's Riggs?!?! Damn it, Dana said he was gonna play Riggs!
Phil Davis finally gets his lifelong dream of playing Danny Glover’s role in the Lethal Weapon series.
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
Lets see Chandelle Powell say no to me now
by Nathan Shine on Jun 30, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
damn you!
For taking “my” shorts. Haha I so wanted to use this one
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jun 30, 2010 7:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
does this come in Pink
I told you real men wear Pink
Hey Phil, how would you describe what happens when the firing pin hits the primer? Certainly not... explosive?
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
by MicahW on Jun 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
incase i need to reference the pun
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
I watched the vid, because I’m really curious as to whether he thinks there’s some sort of sub-conscious racism is going on there. It seemed like he wanted to say something but didn’t. He seemed to say other words could be used to describe him other than “athletic”, “explosive”, or “naturally talented”. But what words? And why would they be any better? I’m genuinely curious about this topic.
http://twitter.com/scoozna
i can only speculate its kindof like the assumption that all chinese people know kung fu. i would just like there to be a distinction between negative racism and maybe just a term (not negative) like athletic used to describe an african american. it’s not meant in a hateful way, there are much more negative words out there that could be used.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
rule #2
Right after rule 1- don’t fuck with ppl who handle your food
2- don’t fuck with ppl who commentate your fights
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Phil Davis likes Big Butts
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
by wtfisart.tumblr.com on Jun 30, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
weak
"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye
RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)
sauce
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 8:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I Guess He's Not Naturally Talented
I guess Joe Rogan was wrong he’s not naturally talented he shot both the criminal and civilian.
by wtfisart.tumblr.com on Jun 30, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
Guess he’s not a fan of Ke$ha
Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
quote
“So, let me get this straight. I become an MMA fighter, get into the UFC and now I can do whatever the hell I want? Somebody give me a gun, NOW!”
phil davis showing off his natural athleticism
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jun 30, 2010 5:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
phil davis showing joe rogan how "explosive" he can be
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
A few lesser known MMA fighters also auditioned for the expendables.
by chadington on Jun 30, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
phil davis (+450) training for his upcoming fight with chandella powell (-600) at ufc 119
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 8:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
He's gonna pull the "trigger"!!!

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
and all this time, people thought michael richards was a racist bigot piece of shit
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
haha
And thewinning caption for this picture is…. a picture!
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
phil davis isnt a fan of role playing
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 11:33 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
i said DART gun, not fart gun!
Extra points for quoting a steve carrol movie that has yet to be released?
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 11:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
phil davis in BET's "24" spin-off
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 8:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
phile davis auditions for Jack Power's sidekick, Black Power, for the new season of "24"
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 8:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i'm not gonna lie, i'm giddy like a school girl
i’ve never won anything in my life.
thanks!!!!!!
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
A bet's a bet:
"The #1 Heavy Weight of the World Brock Lesnar!" – "All aboard The Pain Train Chug a Chug a Choo Choo!"

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