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Create-a-Caption: Phil Davis "Say Hello To My Little Friend!"

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Also, we'd just like to point out that it appears Mr. Wonderful shot the hostage a few times. I guess he's seen Speed too many times...

Bonus photo from Combat Lifestyle after the jump.

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UPDATE: THE WINNER IS...

"Hey Phil, how would you describe what happens when the firing pin hits the primer? Certainly not...explosive?" ~ MicahW

Expect an email from Zak later today.

Here are some honorable mentions.

"A few lesser known MMA fighters also auditioned for The Expendables." ~ chadington

"Ma! I'm outta quarters! ~ Brewtality55

"Did you get tickets....to the gun show!" ~ NYCman

Lets see Chandella Powell say no to me now! ~ Nathan Shine

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Jeff Daniels: "POP QUIZ HOT SHOT!

Terrorist has a gun pointed to a hostages head. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!?

Keanu Reeves: Shoot the hostage. Take them out of the equation

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

only wimps wear shooting glasses.

USMC vet. MMA nut. Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

“Did you get tickets….to the gun show!”

by NYCman on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Where are they now? Steve Urkel 2010

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

VH1’s “Where are they now?” – just for clarification

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beverly Hills Cop 4....Axle's back!

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Black dick saves white chick

"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye

RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)

by Excelsior! on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's Riggs?!?! Damn it, Dana said he was gonna play Riggs!

Phil Davis finally gets his lifelong dream of playing Danny Glover’s role in the Lethal Weapon series.

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you!

For taking “my” shorts. Haha I so wanted to use this one

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jun 30, 2010 7:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

“And this one’s for shooting down police helicopters”

by chadington on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

T.O.’s offseason training has been going well.

by chadington on Jun 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

child please

USMC vet. MMA nut. Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

kiss ’da baby

USMC vet. MMA nut. Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Note to self, I can’t shoot for shit.”

USMC vet. MMA nut. Rousimar Palhares is a dirty fighter.
Pain don't hurt...

by RolloTomasi on Jun 30, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

“I’ma shoot ’em both, just because!”

http://twitter.com/scoozna

by scoozna on Jun 30, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

“Looks like Phil Davis has been hanging out too much with Plaxico Burress”

by NYCman on Jun 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ma! I'm outta quarters!

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

“I guess Phil Davis is serious about improving his finish ability”

by NYCman on Jun 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Phil Davis is serious about improving his finishing ability"

edit

by NYCman on Jun 30, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Phil Davis’ shot is about as on target as a Shaquille Oneal free throw”

by NYCman on Jun 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Phil, how would you describe what happens when the firing pin hits the primer? Certainly not... explosive?

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"

by MicahW on Jun 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

http://middleeasy.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2451%3Aphil-davis-tells-us-how-he-feels-about-being-called-explosive&catid=36%3Afighters&Itemid=96

incase i need to reference the pun

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"

by MicahW on Jun 30, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the vid, because I’m really curious as to whether he thinks there’s some sort of sub-conscious racism is going on there. It seemed like he wanted to say something but didn’t. He seemed to say other words could be used to describe him other than “athletic”, “explosive”, or “naturally talented”. But what words? And why would they be any better? I’m genuinely curious about this topic.

http://twitter.com/scoozna

by scoozna on Jul 1, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can only speculate its kindof like the assumption that all chinese people know kung fu. i would just like there to be a distinction between negative racism and maybe just a term (not negative) like athletic used to describe an african american. it’s not meant in a hateful way, there are much more negative words out there that could be used.

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"

by MicahW on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how long have you been a black quarter back?

by chadington on Jul 1, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

rule #2

Right after rule 1- don’t fuck with ppl who handle your food

2- don’t fuck with ppl who commentate your fights

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Phil Davis likes Big Butts

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

by wtfisart.tumblr.com on Jun 30, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

weak

"It’s going to be like sex with a grizzly bear, you know, a lot of scratching and growling on both sides." - Don Frye

RIP Sherdog (6/26/10)

by Excelsior! on Jun 30, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sauce

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 8:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I Guess He's Not Naturally Talented

I guess Joe Rogan was wrong he’s not naturally talented he shot both the criminal and civilian.

by wtfisart.tumblr.com on Jun 30, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess he’s not a fan of Ke$ha

Inhale deep, like the words of my breath—I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death

MMA For Real

by Anthony Pace on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

quote

“So, let me get this straight. I become an MMA fighter, get into the UFC and now I can do whatever the hell I want? Somebody give me a gun, NOW!”

by mrvideoguy on Jun 30, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

phil davis showing off his natural athleticism

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jun 30, 2010 5:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

phil davis showing joe rogan how "explosive" he can be

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Tap or Cap

Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...

by Brewtality55 on Jun 30, 2010 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Phil Davis has more then one kind of gun show to show you

by BBMMA on Jun 30, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The silicone man you can’t see behind Phil Davis’ hand is none other then a prosthetic Chuck Liddell, the girl obviously is the "real" Jenna Jameson

by BBMMA on Jun 30, 2010 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"the clinical diagnosis is "cauliflowerus smurfus" it’s the worst kind"

by BBMMA on Jun 30, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Judging by the bullet hole between the eyes of the innocent bystander, Joe Rogan was right…… "Phil Davis is explosive"

by BBMMA on Jun 30, 2010 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

A few lesser known MMA fighters also auditioned for the expendables.

by chadington on Jun 30, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yo Arianny, want to be my Bonnie

by BBMMA on Jun 30, 2010 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Phil Davis seen here preparing for paulo thiago

by chadington on Jun 30, 2010 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

So I shot her between the eyes. I can shoot at least two more women between the eyes before I get cut.

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite

by Greenbeard on Jun 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This is what God must feel like when he’s holding a gun.

by chadington on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Today’s NRA.

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite

by Greenbeard on Jul 1, 2010 8:29 AM EDT reply actions  

He's gonna pull the "trigger"!!!

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"

by MicahW on Jul 1, 2010 9:03 AM EDT reply actions  

and all this time, people thought michael richards was a racist bigot piece of shit

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"

by MicahW on Jul 1, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

And thewinning caption for this picture is…. a picture!

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 9:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Phil Davis’ failed audition to be BA Baracus for the A-TEAM movie

by NYCman on Jul 1, 2010 9:39 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think that poor girl would look that calm after seeing Davis’ grouping.

by chadington on Jul 1, 2010 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

phil davis isnt a fan of role playing

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 11:33 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i said DART gun, not fart gun!

Extra points for quoting a steve carrol movie that has yet to be released?

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 1, 2010 11:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

What do you a need a gun for? Protection. Protection from who? Zee Germans!

by blackzag05 on Jul 1, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

“Hey, do you have any targets I can use that show Tito and Jenna?”

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite

by Greenbeard on Jul 1, 2010 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm not gonna lie, i'm giddy like a school girl

i’ve never won anything in my life.
thanks!!!!!!

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"

A bet's a bet:
"The #1 Heavy Weight of the World Brock Lesnar!" – "All aboard The Pain Train Chug a Chug a Choo Choo!"

by MicahW on Jul 6, 2010 10:17 AM EDT reply actions  

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