Babies put on notice. Alan Belcher shows the technique behind rear naked choking an infant

All you babies better keep your head on a swivel, because Alan Belcher isn't f#@king around. You think your cute little punam will keep him from going all Latrell Spreewell on your ass? Think again.

from SB Nation MMA

This video comes to us from MMA Girls via Middle Easy, and it is spectacular. If you read the headline to this article I don't really think I need to explain much more to you, but there's just something so darling about seeing a father spend time with his little girl. Whether it's a Sunday stroll through the park, or choking it unconscious, I think it's important for a child to get this kind of one-on-one parenting during these early, formative years. Why should you waste perfectly good Jack Daniels on an unappreciative infant who won't sleep? Never again!

Behold, and become a witness to progress.