Create-a-Caption: Kimbo Slice "Let's Trade Cornbread Recipes"
by Zak Woods on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM EDT
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Just carry the one, divide by .17, multiply by Pi, and that’s how to graph a linear equation
Kimbomatics 101
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
Nicely done Kimblow, now do your ABC's upper case and lower case in cursive this time!
Also, Zak where’s my Cro-Cop t-shirt man.
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Is it Helen? You look like a Helen...
Why do the irish fight amongst themselves? NO OTHER WORTHY OPPONENTS...
Ok so I just sign here right? Man, I can't believe I ever had someone named Icey Mike managing me.
You are way better at negotiationg, Waitress Linda.
I told you not to f*ck with me.
Okay, here's my application
but I ain’t sharing my damn tips! Fuck those dishwashers anyway.
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by some schmuck in texas on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
I know it's difficult to read sir
but there is an English to street translation of the entire menu on the back. You know what I’m sayin’?
Mr. Slice, we can't allow you to draw our patrons nude while they eat.
"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite
That's the best design for a warp core I've ever seen.
"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite
Fine, keep the pen. Use it to draw up a plan on taking jabs.
"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite
No, I don't have a stamp. Is that a change of address form?
"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes" - Black Dynamite
“Mr. Slice, what would you like?”
“Listen bitch, I want my bread…I’m hungry.”
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 22, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
kimbo learning the hard way that his signature is NOT worth 15% of the tab
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 22, 2010 9:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"Now, I want you to write down on this paper, the moment you carrer started to fall apart."-White Lady
“How do you spell Petruzelli?”-Kimbo
When Josh Barnett pisses in a cup, magic comes out.
"what the f**k is the internet?"
Pain don't hurt...
waitress: So what do I have to do for you to get me on MILF Hunter?
KFerg: Well, its gonna look kinda like this..
kimbo: this "moons of my hammy" looks delectable
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 24, 2010 3:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
oh wow! thank you for the autograph kimbo! im such a big...wait..black lesnar?!?!?
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
You see, Einstein forgot to incorporate gravity, which explains the string theory but I digress...
If an injury has to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli
You see Urijah, youve been doing your corn rolls all wrong.....
Not only am I perfect, Im Italian too
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