Shane Carwin set to host "celebrity" telethon for Lactic Acidosis
by S.C. Michaelson on Dec 22, 2010 4:19 PM EST
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The Oxygen Network and UFC fighter Shane Carwin will host a "celebrity" telethon on Wednesday to raise relief funds to find a cure for Bronchitis Adrenaline Dumps Lactic Acidosis.
Along with rap artist Fabolous performing his 2004 hit single "Breathe", the five-hour telethon will include appearances by Bubbles from "The Wire", Norm from "Cheers", David Faustino, that girl from "The Craft", Omorosa, and Clay Aiken, among others.
The Black kid
Oxygen said Friday that guests will visit with Carwin on set and via Skype. They will also participate in the program's telephone banks, taking viewers calls.
Former star of "Malcolm in the Middle" Lamar Taylor, better known as the "Black Kid in the wheelchair with the thick glasses and bad asthma", will host an online edition for viewers using social media like Facebook and Twitter.
Back in November, Tito Ortiz and Univision hosted a similar telethon which raised $376.77 in the efforts to prevent Cracked Skulls.
Money raised from the "Lactic Acidosis: No, I didn't Gas" telethon will go to the Human Fund.
The telethon will air 8 p.m. to 1 a.m.. EST on Wednesday, July 32. It's not expected to make it out of the first hour.
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When can I watch this?
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by MarcoDos on Jul 24, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
so is this a joke website now, can u just blog the facts with jokes thrown in, im not here to read fake bullshit
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News weekend was kind of slow/All other stories discussed to death
This was in regards to Carwin’s post on the UG.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
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What? No Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown doing "No Air"?
Lame.
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