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A Drunken Look at a Social Phenomenomenaaaaah - Nut Hugging 101

 

 

We've all heard this phrase used before- generally in a negative conotation following a post by someone coming from a positive light (perhaps its the ever balancing act of good/bad). Someone who is praising Jake Shields' ground control is a nuthugger. Another who is giving Dana White props on his promoting is, of course, a nuthugger.

To me, this overused rebuttle, if one could call it that, has absolutely zero logic involved. It does not matter what so ever how much a poster is a fan of someone- they are not and never will hug their nuts. Even in the very off chance that said poster is rollin down queer street, and his favorite fighter comes strolling out of the closet and they embrace in a night of passion infused fudgy buttlovin- still no nuts shall be hugged. Hell, I grope myself on a daily basis (sometimes on multiple occassions) and I have never hugged my nuts. Its simply a physical impossibility- even for a midget and a giant in lust. Furthermore, entities such as the UFC don't even have anything remotely resembling a scrotum to wrap your arms around.

In closing, yes I am aware that nobody means this literally. I just want to throw it out there for everyone to stop before they hit the "post" button next time, and think for a moment. Is your point going to be put across more strongly by calling someone a ridiculous thing such as a nuthugger, or would an actual counter-point do the trick better?

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great post

i am now forever a fan of whatever you and black lesnar ever do, well unless you guys go the jon fitch route but i’ll understand and just hope that you too are using the N.E.G.R.O. procedure also lol always funny but always serious

and great freaking analysis on nut hugging cuz honestly…….i want my girl to do waaaaaay more than just nut hug my balls
alot more lol

by macthemonster on Jul 29, 2010 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

haha

no clue what N.E.G.R.O. means (blacky mclesnar used some crazy 17 letter abbreviation the other day that made my ears bleed) but i’ll roll with it!

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 29, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did fitch say? N.E.G.R.O.?

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by Lil Pinga on Jul 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a figure of speech DM187! It's just a figure of speech...

which works wonders for those who love to piss people off and make those sensitive dudes “blow a gasket”

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by Lil Pinga on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

lol I know

its just ridiculous. no… ricockulous even

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

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