Aleksander Emelianenko appears on Russian game-show, loses fight with live bull
I'll take any chance I can to write about Aleksander Emelianenko. He's kind of like your girlfriend's slutty older sister. She's not so uptight, and would make sure to keep any dalliances between the two of you on the down low.
From SB Nation
Aleksander Emelianenko, the younger brother of Fedor, has long had a reputation for bad-assery. The Raphael to Fedor's Leonardo, if you will. From his rumored russian mob connections, spending five years in prison, and even a story of him hunting a bear with a knife, needless to say; the man is legendary.
This story comes to us by way of Middle Easy, and truthfully, after years of reading about Aleks' well chronicled tirades, I didn't even bat an eyelash when I heard he tried to take on a bull.
"It looks like during a Russian game-show called 'Big Races' (which is shot in France), Aleksander Emelianenko participated in a competition with a bull to see if he was more of a 'beast' than an actual beast. Not sure on the exact details of the contest, but from what I understand, it involved a no-rules match that somehow included urine."
"In the end of the competition, the bull stepped on Aleksander's face and knocked out two of his teeth. From the reports, the studio was literally filled with blood and Alek was rushed to a local French hospital to insert his two teeth which he apparently picked up after the incident. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who hunts bears with knives."
I used to get the Russian equivalent to 'Fear Factor' on one of my local public access channels. After seeing contestants strung up by a chain and beaten with a pipe until saying uncle, It seems like Russia is the emerging frontrunner for forward-thinking reality TV opportunities.
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yup!
Nobody has had the heart to tell him that the tattoo artist misspelled it though
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jul 26, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao!
I like the feeling of hunting down what I feed my family. If there’s a beast out there capable of hunting down Brock Lesnar, he would do it and make me the trophy on his den wall. But the laws of nature dictate that I’m going to be the one who goes into the wild and comes home with the evening’s bounty. - The #1 ranked HW in the world...
by DrewMoney$$$ on Jul 26, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"gott mit uns" it's german
It means “God with us”. It was big during the Third Reich era.
Cause there's only one, and that's me
You understand? for all that fighting, you understand
That sucka think he good, that sucka think he can whoop me
And i know he can't whoop me, Ay boy, the n**** whole style is chump
by S.C. Michaelson on Jul 26, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions

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