Chael Sonnen: Shane Carwin gave himself lactic acidosis
UFC Middleweight fighter Chael Sonnen, never one to hold his tongue on any issue, recently spoke out to MMA Fight Club Mag about the recent news that fellow UFC fighter Shane Carwin's recent alleged ties to a federal steroid ring. "When you screw up, you have to own it, That stuff really gets under my skin. Take Shane Carwin. Shane Cawrin did a number of things and he gave himself lactic acidosis. He cheated, he did drugs, and he gave himself lactic acidosis. Well, instead of saying 'Hey listen, I cheated and gave myself lactic acidosis, don't be like me.' He actually made himself the victim and then went out and made threads from this 'Hey, poor me, let's find a cure for lactic acidosis campaign instead of just coming clean and saying, 'Look, here's what I did, I screwed myself up, and I hope people learn from my mistakes.' You just watch these guys and can't help but think, God, what a fraud.."
Sonnen has some harsh words for the former interim champion. Sonnen was answering a question about the type of people who bother him, and he seemed to be suggesting that Carwin is the same kind of phony that Sonnen says Silva, the UFC middleweight champion, is. For good measure, Sonnen threw in that he thinks Joe Rogan is a "pothead" as well, and Sonnen generally seems to think that he deserves to be considered America's one authentic sports star. Carwin, of course, has always denied that he ever used performance-enhancing drugs, and Sonnen has no evidence for his theory that using PEDs caused Carwin to get lactic acidosis. It's interesting that in addition to being a wannabe politician, a realtor, a cagefighter, a trash talker and a wrestler, Sonnen has somehow found the time to become an oncologist. Clearly, he's taken the time to learn the intricacies of lactic acidosis and its causes. Sonnen must have taken the time to learn these things before stating something so reckless.
Wait, he's not a doctor? And he has no business speaking about such things? So this ridiculous statement, like many of the other things Sonnen says, should be treated with a shrug.
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by Thats It For you! on Aug 16, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
you think soonen after his career is over could be spokeperson for the ufc?
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. 3 weeks till the first game of college football. UTAH vs Pitt. September 2nd 2010.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Aug 16, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the funniest thing chael has ever said
he manages to make fun of himself as well as carwin, perfect!
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by DrewMoney$$$ on Aug 16, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized
Chaels Sonnen=Andy Kaufman

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 16, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Just? First time reading a Chael quote?
I keed, I keed.
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It takes a lot for satire to get a chuckle out of me, this was some high level shit. Was this the “I just thought of the perfect article to write tomorrow” one?
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 16, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. Yes it was.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i just cant believe it...
STILL people don’t know to look for that little blue “satire” word under your headlines shakes head
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by Chris Toffer on Aug 16, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
well, he did.
carwin wasn’t born that huge. he’s not lean, he’s full of muscle mass that he has to keep putting on. Carwin could probably fight 205 at his normal weight. This happens to all fighters who put on a ton of muscle and go and fight.
This is classic
Was it lactic acidosis or lactic steroidosis? Luckily he didn’t beat Lesnar, or this thing would probably get some major negative press for MMA. It would not be good in today’s age (We know things were much smaller scale when Barnett and Silvia popped) if a UFC champ was tied to steroids. The mainstream news media would latch on to it and run with it.
Yeah "UFC Champion implicated in major federal steroid conviction" is not a headline I want to ever read
Thank goodness Brock took care of that.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
then this just proves the brock "the beast" lesnar took the very best shots from a guy who juiced.
nobody is going to be able to knock him out, especially velasquez. lesnar wins that by mid second round tko and then beat jds easily on the canvas. you heard it here first.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. 3 weeks till the first game of college football. UTAH vs Pitt. September 2nd 2010.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Aug 16, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The roid prescription in that case was from 06
It isnt necessarily an indication of current use. Many many fighters have gotten caught with banned substances, past tests now and we assume they are clean. So Its hard to assume he isnt clean now
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Aug 16, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
wasnt this the lance armstrong quote with just shane’s name inserted, did he really say this about shane?
Sweet delicious fail
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
dana nobelt
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 16, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
kinky!
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by Chris Toffer on Aug 16, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
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is a satire lovin’ mo fo’
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wait is sc black lesnar? im never believe anything that guy says
by dana whitebelt on Aug 16, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
look at his sig, it's not like he's hiding.
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Witness protection fool
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like a Saddam body double
we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let your nets down into that sea
by Barack Lesnar on Aug 16, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Tastes delicious
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice showing, SC.
Great post.
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by Derek Suboticki on Aug 17, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions
What's with the full name there, anyways?
I always liked your lower-case moniker. I feel like I’ve somehow been betrayed!
Seriously though, good to see you contributing to the ’sphere.
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Fair reporting requires all the evidence to be evaluated before making potentially defamatory statements
We cover MMA sports law. Carwin is a public figure and possibly injected himself into the controversy if true so the test for defamation is harder to prove. However, we will not be surprised if some defamation lawyers make some serious coin with this constant trash talking of criminal allegations. We wonder what Sonnen will say if he gets the benefit of the Legislature’s immunity while in session from defamation claims. Good if accurate but horribly wrong if inaccurate.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
All of you guys are idiots
1. Read Chael’s comment about Lance Armstrong
2. Re-read Chael’s comment on Shane Carwin.
Yes, it is the exact same quote. Some genius thought he would spice things up even more by replacing Armstrong with Carwin and replacing cancer with lactic acidosis.
SMH
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
All of you guys are idiots
1. Read Chael’s comment about Lance Armstrong
2. Re-read Chael’s comment on Shane Carwin.
Yes, it is the exact same quote. Some genius thought he would spice things up even more by replacing Armstrong with Carwin and replacing cancer with lactic acidosis.
Wow, you’re blessed to have this kind of logic. I had no clue this is what happened here. The little “satire” note next to the time this was posted was in no way an indicator that this was supposed to be funny.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 16, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't even have to be funny to you
Just be able to recognize that it was done with the intent to be funny
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget about it, this post was great because it was a perfect switcharoo, and people thought he really said it. I’m still applauding you for this one, my arms are getting tired though, it’s been a few hours now…
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Aug 16, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ill take over for abit
def. your best satire piece.
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by Chris Toffer on Aug 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
People are so stupid.
This is the exact same transcript from his “lance armstrong” comments. Somebody just substituted Shane’s name and lactic acid.
The fact that somebody thought this was real proves how far down the shitter the intelligence level of society is.
Saying the something that has already been said 3 times doesn’t bode well for the level of intelligence in society either ;)
LOL
HEY DID YOU GAIZ KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ARMSTRONG QUOTE WITH CHAEL SUBBED IN?? YOU GAIZ ARE DUMB.
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by S.C. Michaelson on Aug 16, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
naaah dude
the armstreong quote is thsis quote butt with carwein takin out and armstrung is put into his plase. gawd this is way old news
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by Chris Toffer on Aug 16, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ideots
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Aug 16, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions

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