President Obama "Not Worried About [Jacob Volkmann]" In Response To Being Called Out After UFC 125
by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 3, 2011 6:00 PM EST
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WASHINGTON D.C. -- Two days after being the target of a UFC fighter's post-fight callout, President Barack Obama remains unfazed.
"His name is Jacob Volkmann," Obama said, referring to the name of the fighter that called him out. "They call him Christmas cause people say he looks like the idiot from 'Dumb and Dumber'. Yo, Joe, find me a picture of this guy."
"Joe" referring to Joesph Biden, the Vice President of the United States. Biden quickly pulled up an array of photos.
"Man, look at dude's hair cut. I think we need to enact a stimulus plan so he can stop going to Supercuts.at the mall," the President exclaimed. "Maybe we do need to keep these tax cuts."
Volkmann, who in addition to being a fighter, is also a chiropractor and was critical of the healthcare plans Obama has been campaigning for.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on, this dude called me an idiot? Lemme get this straight. I'm the idiot," asked Obama, as his face got real serious. "He's fighting for peanuts and no health care while moonlighting rubbing men's backs and I'm putting out fires around the world and I'm the idiot? I went to Harvard Law fool."
President Obama told me he was a fan of the UFC and Strikeforce and watched many of their PPVs.
"Yeah, I been a fan since Randy [Couture] beat Chuck [Liddell]," remembers President Obama. "A fan of BJ Penn as well."
President Obama was right in front of his TV watching UFC 125 last Saturday, but was astonished to hear of Volkmann's challenge.
"I'll tell you this, uh, he can come fight me anytime he wants I'm not worried about him," challenged Obama. "I may not have a black belt, but I do have a Black foot and I will put it straight up his ass."
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Save the Obama vs Volkmann I want Cyborg vs Palin
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by Barack Lesnar on Jan 3, 2011 6:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Obama has shown a glass chin before.
12 stitches and a BB player goes on a looong vacation.
I won my fantasy football leauge, so I'm kind of awsome...kind of.
Semper Fi'
Pain don't hurt...
But does volkman have the reach to stand with Obama? Or does he take him down and look for subs?
by havomaster on Jan 3, 2011 11:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Volk don't want any part of Obo's reach.
if he’s smart he’ll look to GnP with elbows.
Obo needs to use his BBall footwork to stay on the outside.
I won my fantasy football leauge, so I'm kind of awsome...kind of.
Semper Fi'
Pain don't hurt...
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I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. - Uncle Buck
by Andiamo Cuccioli on Jan 4, 2011 8:25 AM EST up reply actions
funny write up S.C.
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- Helen Keller
What did Volkman actually say?
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Jan 4, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
He called him an idiot
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by S.C. Michaelson on Jan 4, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Prolly not an idiot.
I’m honestly kinda curious as to how chiropractors are effected by the Health Care Bill that’s gonna get repealed?
This fight for the fish is a fight to the death!
by doonerthesooner on Jan 4, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
prepare to be crushed
"Now fuck off, I got work to do!" -Cyrus
by Greenbeard on Jan 4, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
